i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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