Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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