So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It was confusing and full of hummus
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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