I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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