Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
