I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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