32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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