guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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