your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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