D3 body, D1 cock
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
How's work?
Spinning.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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