sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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