grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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