Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Pants are for mortals
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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