4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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