so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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