So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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