two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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