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(415): View more from California

Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.

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found out what b.m.t stands for.

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what did you think?

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bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.

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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend

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You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...

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You just don't understand... :'(

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