I'm really into asian looking animals
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Found your dick twin last night
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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