So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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