Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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