Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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