i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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