My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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