We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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