you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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