turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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