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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just vodka nap now...

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.

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