at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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