So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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