He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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