am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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