I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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