Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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