Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This is the high leading the old right now
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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