How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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