I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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