So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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