possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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