i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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