I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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