And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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