just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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