only if we run a train.
done.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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