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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
what are you up to?
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