Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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