I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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