You made me cry and you don't even care
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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