We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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