Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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