weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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