Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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