Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
