This is not my ceiling
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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