Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
